19 Most Terrible AND Hilarious Dad Jokes of All-Time

Dads, huh?

They may mean well. They may love you and be protective of you and do absolutely anything for you.

But that doesn't mean they also won't make your eyes roll with a classic Dad Joke.

Below, we present either the 19 best or 19 worst Dad Jokes in the history of the Internet. You may decide for yourself which category they belong in…

1. What About the Glue?

What about the glue
A-HA! You walked right into that one!

2. Some People Might Not Find This Funny

Some people might not find this funny
We are not among those people.

3. The Sun Came Out Tomorrow

The sun came out tomorrow
It happened!

4. A Lesson in Grammar

A lesson in grammar
And a funny lesson in that!

5. Wait For It… Wait For It…

Wait for it wait for it
… Keep waiting for it.

6. What Do You Meme?

What do you meme
The Internet has really opened up a whole new avenue for Dad Jokes.

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The Hollywood Gossip

Kandi Says She And Phaedra Can Never Talk Again

Kandi Says She And Phaedra Can Never Talk Again

No surprise here.

After being lied on and called all sorts of lesbians and rapists…Kandi Buruss says she is 100% done with Phaedra forever.

E!News caught up with Kandi at the Fueled by Culture dinner in NYC, and she said that she was definitely done with Phaedra for good after her unforgivable actions.

“At the end of the day, all the girls throw shade at each other, but to know that people actually plot, behind the scenes, to plant information on people that’s completely made up, that’s a real problem. It wasn’t even for the sake of television; it was for the sake of tearing me down.

The fact that she never once let on that she had anything to do with it, clearly, she just wants to tear down my reputation, kill my fan base, hurt my business. It was really just terrible. And then she’s supposed to be friends with Porsha? Then she set her up to be the fall guy? That’s a lot of plotting going on. People don’t want to deal with that.”

Honestly, can you blame her??

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Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor: It’s Over!

RIP, true love.

In a shocking announcement made this evening, Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor revealed the news that their marriage is over after 17 years.

It hardly seems right.

Ben and Christine released a joint statement to Entertainment Tonight, explaining that “With tremendous love and respect for each other, and the 18 years we spent together as a couple, we have made the decision to separate.”

“Our priority will continue to be raising our children as devoted parents and the closest of friends.”

In closing, the (former, we guess) couple asked for privacy during this tough time.

And man, what a surprisingly heartbreaking time it is.

The two comedic actors met while filming a TV pilot called Heat Vision and Jack, and if you don’t remember it, it’s because the show was never picked up.

But their relationship sure picked up — after a year of dating, they were married in a beach ceremony in Hawaii, exactly 17 years ago this month.

Ben proposed after they’d been dating just seven months, and in an old interview, he compared the situation to one of his biggest movies, Meet the Parents.

“I asked her father for permission before I did it,” he recalled at the time. “It was like Meet the Parents in real life, because Christine’s father is an intimidating guy who owns a security company.”

In 2002, they welcomed their first child, a daughter they named Ella, and three years later they had a son named Quinlin.

They’ve also worked together quite a bit, with Christine making appearances in Zoolander, both the original movie and the 2016 sequel, and Dodgeball.

She also had a small part in 2008’s Tropic Thunder.

There’s no word yet on what went wrong with their marriage, and we don’t imagine there will be.

Ben and Christine have never really made it in the tabloids, and they’ve been exceedingly private in their relationship.

After all, they were together before social media existed — scandals just weren’t as easy to come by in 2000.

We imagine that they’ll stay true to their statement and keep things just as classy and private as ever, all while continuing to raise their children together.

But we’re not going to lie — this split really hurts.

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Ariana Grande Vows Return to Manchester, Plans Benefit Concert

Ariana Grande hasn’t just spoken out once again in response to the bombing that killed 22 of her fans this past Monday night.

She’s spoken out in defiance.

In brave, admirable, impressive defiance.

Shortly after the mass murder in Manchester this week, Grande took to Twitter and simply wrote that she was “broken.”

She sent her apologies to all affected by the heinous terrorist act, but, really, what else could she say at that time?

Nothing. Not really. Not anything that could be of any real use or assistance or comfort to families that lost their children at her concert.

ariana reply

Now, however, the 23-year old star has issued her longest and most heartfelt response yet to the unimaginable event.

As you’ve likely read all about by now, a suicide bomber (with alleged ties to ISIS) detonated a nail bomb around 10:30 p.m. on Monday, targeting attendees as they left Grande’s show.

The dead ranged in age from 8 to 50, with Grande canceling upcoming European tour dates in response and asking everyone to keep these victims in their thoughts and prayers.

Again, what else could she really say?

After a few days home with her boyfriend and her family, however, Grande has formulated somewhat of a plan.

She has once again extended her condolences to everyone impacted by this massacre, but she’s also stood strong in the face of such terrorist actions.

And she’s made it clear that she won’t let hate defeat love.

“My heart, prayers and deepest condolences or with the victims of the Manchester Attack and their loved ones,” Grande writes to open her new message, adding:

“There is nothing I or anyone can do to take away the pain you are feeling or to make this better.

“However, I extend my hand and heart and everything I possibly can give to you and yours, should you want or need my help in any way.”

Grande goes on to explain her plans, saying she’ll return to Manchester at some point down the line and she will once again perform in this beloved city.

She’ll raise money for the families of the victims and she will try as hard as she can to serve as a positive role model in these trying times.

Scroll down to read her entire, awe-inspiring statement…

grande tweet pic

The only thing we can do now is choose how we let this affect us and how we live our lives from here on out. I have been thinking of my fans, and of all of you, nonstop over the past week.

The way you have handled all of this has been more inspiring and made me more proud than you’ll ever know. The compassion, kindness, love, strength and oneness that you’ve shown one another this past week is the exact opposite of the heinous intentions it must take to pull off something as evil as what happened on Monday.

YOU are the opposite.

I am sorry for the pain and fear that you must be feeling and for the trauma that you, too, must be experiencing.

We will never be able to understand why events like this take place because it is not in our nature, which is why we shouldn’t recoil. We will not quit or operate in fear. We won’t let this divide us. We won’t let hate win.

I don’t want to go the rest of the year without being able to see and hold and uplift my fans, the same way they continue to uplift me. Our response to this violence must be to come closer together, to help each other, to love more, to sing louder and to live more kindly and generously then we did before.

I’ll be returning to the incredibly brave city of Manchester to spend time with my fans and to have a benefit concert in honor of and to raise money for the victims and their families.

I want to think my fellow musicians and friends for reaching out to be a part of our expression of love from Manchester.

I will have details to share with you as soon as everything is confirmed.

In conclusion, Grande writes:

From the day we started putting the ‘Dangerous Woman Tour’ together, I said that this show, more than anything else, was intended to be a safe space for my fans.

A place for them to escape, to celebrate, to heal, to feel safe and to be themselves. To meet their friends they’ve made online. To express themselves. This will not change that.

When you look into the audience at my shows, you see a beautiful, diverse, pure, happy crowd. Thousands of people, incredibly different, all there for the same reason, music.

Music is something that everyone on Earth can share. Music is meant to heal us, to bring us together, to make us happy. So that is what it will continue to do for us. We will continue in honor of the ones we lost, their loved ones, my fans and all affected by this tragedy.

They will be on my mind and in my heart everyday and I will think of them with everything I do for the rest of my life.

Amazing.

So well said.

Let us know when that benefit concert takes place, Ariana.

We’ll be there for sure.

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Jenelle Evans: It’s OK, I Didn’t Want Custody of Jace Anyway!

Earlier this week, Jenelle Evans had her big court date concerning the custody of her oldest son, Jace.

And it did not go well.

Jace has been living with Jenelle’s mother, the lovely Barbara Evans, since he was just a few months old. Jenelle signed over custody to her, and she’s been raising him ever since.

But for the past several months, Jenelle’s been going on and on about regaining custody of the boy, and on Wednesday, the final decision was made.

Instead of going to trial, Jenelle and Barbara opted for mediation, and they agreed on an official set of terms.

According to the new agreement, Barbara maintains full custody, but Jace will stay with Jenelle every other weekend, and for a while during his summer breaks.

They also came up with a handy set of rules for when Jace is with either of them: things like drug use, excessive drinking, and the physical punishment of Jace by anyone but Jenelle or Barb are no longer allowed.

Once again, this was all decided on in mediation. Jenelle agreed to every bit of this.

But, as she revealed in a Twitter rant this morning, all is not as it seems.

In her first tweet, Jenelle made a reference to a quote Barbara had made in a statement, a quote about how she’d agreed to the mediation because she was scared of going to trial.

“It would have been awful for her,” Barbara said, adding that “There are a lot of things that people don’t know about Jenelle.”

“‘Jenelle was afraid of her secrets being exposed,'” our favorite Teen Mom trainwreck tweeted. “No there’s a reason and plan behind every action I make.”

“Funny I was ready with my lawyer and my mom kept offering me an agreement when I wanted to go to trial,” she continued.

“But thanks Barbara for the new book idea. Let’s see who has secrets.”

She also claims that when they left mediation, a judge said “Barbara from this day forward… you need to think about the child and not yourself all the time.”

“Should have taken it to trial but it’s ok… always have to remain positive.”

When asked why she didn’t go to trial, Jenelle said that “there’s always a plan behind my decisions.”

And when someone told her to grow up, she wrote “Nope it’s about the truth. He should be with his mom, judge didn’t even hear our case cuz we settled. I’m not the bad one, you’ll see.”

So this is all just pure craziness, but let’s try to break this down.

In this wacky little rant, which was quickly deleted, she keeps playing the victim, saying that she wanted to go to trial and the judge didn’t even hear her case.

But she agreed to the new visitation agreement. If she wanted to go to trial, she could have, she just had to refuse to budge on her request for full custody.

It’s wonderful that she was able to work this new deal out with Barbara, because it’s definitely what’s best for Jace, but she’s acting like she was somehow wronged.

What’s this plan she keeps talking about? If she really wants full custody, then what kind of plan would have stopped her, besides Barbara’s claim that she’s scared of an actual trial?

And does she really expect us to believe that a judge told Barbara to stop thinking about herself all the time?

So many questions, so few answers.

Guess we’ll just have to wait for Jenelle’s Babs tell-all to figure it all out!

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