Petty On Petty: The Most Hilarious Idea For What To Replace Confederate Statues With Will Make Your Day

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Hilarious Ideas For Replacing Statues

It’s time for America to replace some damn racist statues, people. America is finally toppling Confederate statues but that leaves one issue: what do we replace them with? There are lots of great suggestions but let’s be clear: these are the absolute pettiest and best.

So let’s laugh at your loser President and his loser friends and their dumb a$ $ monuments.


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The So-Called Schwedenkiste “Swedish Box”, The Most Significant Illuminati Archive

After Adam Weishaupt had fled in 1785, the center of activity for the Illuminati shifted from Bavaria to the Duchies of Saxe-Gotha and Saxe-Weimar. And while the founder of the Illuminati was content to safely settle down for the long haul at the court of Duke Ernst II of Saxe Gotha, Johann Joachim Christoph Bode […]
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Humans May Not Be The Most Intelligent Creatures On The Planet

To some, this notion will seem ridiculous—but to others, it will seem true beyond doubt. Paul Watson from Sea Shepherd leans toward the latter category, and it’s quite evident he knows what he’s talking about: “Cetologists observe, document, and decipher evidence that points to a profound intelligence dwelling in the oceans. It is an intelligence […]
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Kylie Jenner Turns 20: See Her Most OMFG Pictures of All Time!

It’s hard to believe Kylie Jenner is only 20 years old, given that she's been teasing us with seriously racy photos like these for years.

Years, people. The girl is basically 20 going on 35 in a sense.

We have no idea what that means honestly, or why we settled on the arbitrary 35 in order to make our alleged point, but this is clear:

Ever since we've known she existed, the youngest member of the whole Keeping Up with the Kardashians crew has been just … gulp.

Flaunting extreme cleavage, huge lips and come-hither expressions, the social media queen has been taught well by big sister Kim.

Exploited handsomely by Momager Kris, to the tune of hundreds of millions (yes, hundreds), she's created a global Kardempire.

We just coined that phrase. Not sure if it works, but you win some and you lose some. Regardless, we're all winners thanks to these pics.

In honor of Kylie Kristen turning 20 on August 10, 2017, behold the 47 hottest photos of her young life below and bask in the beauty.

1. Kylie Jenner Seduces Followers

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Kylie Jenner wrote that she had a “broken nail” in this photo. But why do we think no one is really looking at her nail?

2. Kylie Jenner: Semi-Topless Boob Grab Photo

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Kylie Jenner is getting more and more naked everyday to promote a new shade of her lip kit. We like where this trend is headed.

3. Kylie Jenner Tiger Toy Image

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Kylie held a tiger toy up to her crotch during a recent photoshoot. We think it might be her subtle way of saying she’s banging Tyga.

4. Kylie Jenner Butt Picture

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Kylie Jenner is mighty proud of her rear end. She flaunts it in this photo from Instagram.

5. Kylie Jenner Piercing

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Stop staring at Kylie Jenner’s cleavage! She’s showing off her new piercing in this Instagram photo.

6. Kylie Jenner Cleavage

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Kylie Jenner’s cleavage is off the hook in this photo. Just unbelievable, really. Is it real? We think so. Is it spectacular? You tell us.

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The 17 Most Shocking Bachelor / Bachelorette Finales EVER!

Chris Harrison hilariously tell us at the end of every season of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette that this is going to be epic.

We're about to see the most shocking, most dramatic, emotional finale ever, he tells us. But which finales truly stand out most?

Sometimes, it's the season finale with a surprising winner.

Sometimes, it's a little extra drama or an epic meltdown.

And sometimes (cough, Brad) there's no proposal at all.

Well, we've decided to take a look back and rank the 17 most shocking finales from both The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.

Where do we place last night's The Bachelorette season finale, in which JoJo Fletcher and Jordan Rodgers got engaged?

Which was the most insane in BACHELOR HISTORY?

Check them out and see if you remember these – we're sure you do, if you're reading this – and if you agree with our rankings!

17. The Bachelorette Season 8: Emily Maynard

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Emily wanted to be considerate of Arie’s feelings on the finale of The Bachelorette Season 8, so once her mind was made up about Jef, she sent Arie home before they made it to the rose ceremony.

16. The Bachelor Season 4: Bob Guiney

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It’s kind of amazing how often a finale on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette ends without a proposal. In Bob Guiney’s case, he offered a promise ring to his chosen lady instead. They broke up a few months later.

15. The Bachelorette Season 6: Ali Fedotowsky

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Ali gave use a suprise at the end of The Bachelorette Season 6 when she sent Chris Lambton home early, incredibly confident in choosing Roberto.

14. The Bachelorette Season 12: JoJo Fletcher

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While there were final rose ceremony tears and a bit of drama – Robby Hayes really thought he had it in the bag, while Jordan Rodgers held back, initially, when it came to asking JoJo Fletcher’s parents for permission to propose to her – the Dallas beauty ultimately went with her heart, and the frontrunner all season (Jordan).

13. The Bachelor Season 14: Jake Pavelka

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Jake shocked fans on his season finale when he chose the season’s villain, Vienna Girardi, over fan-favorite Tenley Molzahn.

12. The Bachelor Season 1: Alex Michel

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Believe it or not, even The Bachelor Season 1 didn’t end as we thought it would. Alex Michel told Chris Harrison he was planning to pick Trista Rehn, but then chose Amanda Marsh at the last minute. He didn’t propose, though, but instead just wanted to keep dating.

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Anonymous coaches rip Saban as one of most overrated bench bosses

It seems four national championships and an .857 winning percentage at Alabama isn’t enough for Nick Saban to escape the barbs thrown by some of his competitors.

In a recent series of interviews, an anonymous group of college football coaches voted the Alabama bench boss as the second-most overrated head coach in the nation, according to Barrett Sallee of CBS Sports.

Michigan‘s Jim Harbaugh took home the crown of most overrated with 13 percent of votes, while Saban was tied with Florida Atlantic‘s Lane Kiffin and Illinois‘ Lovie Smith with nine percent of all votes.

Two anonymous coaches took things a step further however, and blasted Saban for the praise he’s received for heading arguably college football’s most powerful program.

"Nick's got a lot of advantages. In (my conference), you could take five or six of us and get there a month before the season and win 12 games. There is a little f—ing machine underneath that stadium, and they grow them there," one coach said.

"We're going to have a war. You're going to have a howitzer, and I have a musket, and then every time we'll say that you're brilliant," another added.

On the flip side, Kansas State‘s Bill Snyder, the elder statesman of college head coaches, was voted the most underrated coach with a landslide 24 percent. Chris Petersen of Washington came in second with 15 percent of the vote.

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Ex-Bucs coach Schiano: Ohio State’s D-line most talented group I’ve had

Greg Schiano calling Ohio State's defensive line the best he's ever coached is a bold statement, but it becomes even bolder when you think of the Buckeyes defensive coordinator's coaching history.

Schiano made those comments on the Big Ten Network on Saturday, and keep in mind, he previously coached the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and perennial Pro Bowler Gerald McCoy.

“It is, and that’s not a joke,” Schiano said. “We had a great player in Tampa in Gerald McCoy. Tremendous player, but that was one guy. I go back to my days in Miami in ’99 and 2000 and this is clearly a better group.”

This group is certainly not short on talent, with Nick Bosa, Tyquan Lewis, and Sam Hubbard anchoring the unit, but it may be a stretch calling it better than one from the NFL.

The comments are perhaps a way for Schiano to set expectations for his defensive line in 2017, and now its members just have to back up their coordinator's words.

– With h/t to College Football Talk

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Warner says Trent Green was most influential teammate of career

It's entirely possible Kurt Warner would've spent his entire career glued to the bench and he was sure to recognize his good fortune Saturday during the Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

Warner became the Rams' starting quarterback when Trent Green tore his ACL during a preseason game in 1999, and never looked back, undergoing one of the more miraculous rises to stardom. That same year, Warner won MVP and steered the Rams to victory over the Tennessee Titans in Super Bowl XXXIV.

Green remained calm despite being usurped out of circumstance and Warner was sure to thank him Saturday:

I would like to recognize one teammate who had a more profound impact on me than any other: Trent Green. You know our paths crossed in the most incredible of ways, and I acknowledge you could easily be the one standing up here tonight. But the class you showed while dealing with the toughest situations is etched in my mind. Your willingness to share your football secrets so I could succeed was incredibly valuable but the character you displayed and the way you modeled the definition of teammate was priceless.

It's a kind gesture from Warner, whose rise from grocery store clerk to Hall of Fame quarterback is part of league lore.

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Chelsea Houska: See the Most ADORABLE Moment Between Aubree and Cole DeBoer!

If you watch Teen Mom, chances are you really, really love your trashy reality television — and hey, there's nothing wrong with that.

Most people can't look away from a good train wreck, and, for the most part, that's what Teen Mom is.

But in between all the relentless drama, between Jenelle Evans having meltdowns and Farrah Abraham yelling at literally every person she comes across, it's good to have a palate cleanser.

You know, a cute moment, something to lighten the mood.

And Chelsea Houska's life has become the sweetest palate cleanser there is.

Sure, she's still got some Adam Lind drama, but we don't see as much of it as we used to on Teen Mom 2.

These days, it's pretty much just baby stuff, sweet scenes with Aubree, and Chelsea and Cole being #relationshipgoals all day long.

If you're not quite sure what we mean, just check out this new sneak peek for Monday's episode.

In the clip, which is seriously so very, very precious, Aubree and Cole are hanging out while Chelsea tends to little baby Watson.

They decide to make some ghost spray, or as Cole calls it, "Aubree's Powerful, Butt-Kickin' Ghost Spray."

He helps her make the label and mix the formula — it looks like the ghost spray consists of mostly glitter — and then instructs her to spray him once "so I can have protection."

Yes, Cole, a grown man, lets Aubree spray him with glitter.

The love must be so real.

She then uses some of the spray on Chelsea — just her legs though, since she's feeding Watson — and she also squirts some around the living room.

When she's done, she gives Cole a hug as he congratulates her on a job well done.

And just like the Grinch, our hearts grew three sizes by watching this.

So go on, treat yourself by watching the extremely darling video below:

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